Every now and then, you need to look at some really bad marketing to know that you’re doing it right. Or just to laugh at the stupidity of advertisers and ad placement people (what are they called?).
So to follow up on our last “bad marketing” post – 13 Epic Marketing Fails – I’m going to expose a few classic faux pas as a warning to be extra careful when you put an ad out to the world.
- Ad placement fails: When combining your ad with another causes chaos.
- Acronym fails: If you’re going to make an acronym for your name or event, please, please please double check what it means.
- Miscellaneous horrible marketing: These can’t be categorized – except maybe with the word WRONG.
Enjoy, cringe, laugh, cry.
Ad placement fails
1. Sign after sign fail
Before you pay through the nose for your ad placement, consider what’s coming next.
2. Braille fail
Ummmm. I get that it’s probably for people buying on behalf of those without sight, but the irony is somewhat ridiculous. I guess with a screen reader it could work to an extent – but paying for an ad like that? Seems kinda wrong. And really? “Never seen before?” #ouch
3. Meth or speed?
Wow. Talk about co-marketing. These guys should go into business together. I’d love to be the dude that pastes these things on the billboards – he must have the funniest job in the world.
4. Search engine – baseball not found
Come on now! A Search engine (Yahoo) ad placed right next to section 404 in a sports stadium. Is this meta genius or just something for us to laugh at? I’m laughing FTR. But kudos to Yahoo if they specifically asked to be next to that section to try and generate some kind of viral brand exposure. #doubtful
5. Obesity for a dollar fail
Health food?… Yeah! Obesity?… No! McDonalds FTW!!! I mean really. Is the goal to confuse people? Or just cause arguments in minivans between parents and children.
6. Bad timing Twitter fail
I have to give them points for having an electronic banner with a live Twitter stream. And congratulate the photo taker for their epic timing. Doesn’t look so good for those 3 news anchors tho.
7. WTF were you thinking?
Surely you could rearrange this and it would still make sense, right? Must be a generation gap thing.
8. Overemphasis fail
Okay, so you accidentally have a bad acronym for your business. Don’t make it worse! Although it’s probably a very effective interruption marketing technique, whether intended or not.
9. Ride the what?!
How could you not catch this one? I’m starting to think there’s a movement of inappropriate interruption ad companies that rely on creating controversy. #conspiracytheory
10. Don’t bring this guy home to mom
Really? You are so old you don’t know what this means? My version: Memories I‘d Like to Forget.
Miscellaneous horrible marketing
11. Benefit statement fail
Looking to buy a car? Keep your eyes peeled for the women’s prison, we set up shop right beside it to enhance our trust value.
12. Naming fail
I heard someone say recently that branding and the name of your product doesn’t matter, just get it out there and see how it goes. I disagree, and this demonstrates it perfectly. How much education do you need to know that these are BANANAS!
13. Racist toothpaste?
Words #fail me…
14. Some things shouldn’t be free
I’m guessing the banner designer for this promotion got fired.
15. Obvious fail
There’s only so much real estate on your packaging or landing page. Make the most of it without pointless references to things people already know. For cats? No sh*t Sherlock.
The world is broken…