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For the holiday season, I’ve taken a quick stab at re-writing that 12 Days of Christmas ditty. If Christmas ain’t really your thing, then hopefully this Christmas cat is enough to bring a smile to your face.
Remember to sing along. Preferably after a few egg nogs or Christmas Ales. (It’ll be funnier).
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- A typo in a CTA
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 2 dove turtles – needless to say they didn’t convert because large tortoise-like animals covered in moisturizing soap doesn’t make much sense to anyone.
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 3rd days of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 3 french pens – no matter how I move my wrist, these pens write in French. I don’t even speak french.
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 4 appalling words – in my H1 tag. Sigh.
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- Fiiiiiiiiiive gold PPC ads on Bing – (sounds like ring. Work with me here)
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 6 clients a-paying – sweeeet!
- 5 goooooold ads on Bing
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 7 Accountants grinning – thanks to #6
- 6 clients a-paying
- 5 goooooold ads on Bing
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 8 affiliates a-milking – no surprise there
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 clients a-paying
- 5 goooooold ads on Bing
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 9 ladies dancing – I’m not going to change that for anyone, so let’s just say they’re dancing on your landing page wearing Santa hats.
- 8 affiliates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 clients a-paying
- 5 goooooold ads on Bing
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 10 conversions a-leaping
- 9 ladies dancing
- 8 affiliates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 clients a-paying
- 5 goooooold ads on Bing
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 11 leads converting – woohooo, here’s to Lead Gen Forms!!!
- 10 conversions a-leaping
- 9 ladies dancing
- 8 affiliates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 clients a-paying
- 5 goooooold ads on Bing
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
- 12 drummers drumming – to the beat of 12 hillbillies singing this beautiful song in a swamp while wearing Unbounce t-shirts!!!!!
- 11 leads converting
- 10 conversions a-leaping
- 9 ladies dancing
- 8 affiliates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 clients a-paying
- 5 goooooold ads on Bing
- 4 appalling words
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
Happy Holidays!!!
— Unbounce
